What Now? (written by The Toddler)
This was originally posted at The Abby Gales in July, 2011 First I had to learn English for these boobs. They hadn’t bothered to learn any of my words and couldn’t understand me. Then they looked surprised More...
Monday’s Child and a River Dog
[media-credit id=68 align="alignleft" width="300"][/media-credit]Mondays’ Child is fair of face. The Toddler is adorable. I’m not just being biased. Other people will stop us wherever we are and tell More...
Potty Training or Else
[media-credit id=68 align="alignleft" width="225"][/media-credit]…or not at all. I thought I had it this time. We bought three boxes of those awful individually packaged fruit snacks because The Toddler adores More...
The Potty Train Heads South
Ew. No! That’s NOT what I meant. Get your minds out of the …eeeew. *shudder* What I meant was that we live in the South whether we like it or not. (We don’t.) Being here affects all aspects of More...
Potty Training in 13 Easy Steps
Step 1: Remind baby that if she has to pee or poop to tell me so we can go potty. Step 2: (a little while later): Take used diaper baby is holding out while saying “Uck!” Step 3: Take baby to the bathroom More...
Camp Flush-A-Lot
[media-credit id=68 align="alignleft" width="150"][/media-credit]I have decided someone should really, really, REALLY start a potty training camp for toddlers. There are so many ways that people try to potty train More...
Potty Training V3.06.01 or the one with poop balls, broken phone and a thong
I thought my job as mother would be fairly challenging in some respects, but would always be worthwhile and meaningful. I was wrong. Well, I was wrong in which respects the challenges would come. This is part of More...
