You’re A Mean One!



You’re a mean one, Mr. Drumpf
You surely are a heel,
You’re as wholesome as a canker; you’re as candid as a chiseler, Mr. Drumpf,
You’re a spoiling, putrid orange with a rotting, greasy peel!

You’re a monster, Mr. Drumpf,
Your heart’s an empty hole,
Your brain is full of pestilence; you have venom in your soul, Mr. Drumpf,
I wouldn’t touch you with a ninety-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Drumpf,
You have term thermite in your smile,
You have all the tender qualities of a rabid crocodile, Mr. Drumpf,
Given a choice between the two of you, I’d take the rabid crocodile!

You’re a rotter, Mr. Drumpf,
You’re the Kaiser of Snarling Snots,
Your heart’s a dead tomato spoiled by moldy, rotten spots, Mr. Drumpf,
You’re a three decker colewort and toadstool sandwich with toxic-chemical sauce!

You’re despicable and disgust me, Mr. Drumpf,
With a double dab of “dis”!,
You’re a cranky dirty jockey, and you ride a catawampus course, Mr. Drumpf,
Your soul is a hideous heap of overflowing dross mangled and tangled up in gruesome knots!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Drumpf,
You’re a cloud of nasty, sleazy funk,
Your character is as upright as a heap of sweaty socks; your spirit has the tone and timbre of a loudmouth who’s roaring drunk, Mr. Drumpf,
The three words that best describe your fate are, and I quote: “Sink, sank, sunk”!

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