Romney Rag [Based on "Splish, Splash"]
- Rollin through the Trollin
Mitt Romney is so unstable in his public positions that he reminds me of the old Bobby Darin song, Splish Splash. Mitt has tons of money and what seems like a sound personal character, but in political terms he is reeling with the feeling every time he addresses a different segment of the electorate. This is an attempt to acknowledge Mitt’s most consistent characteristic as a political figure. I hope it provokes a bit of a laugh because this must be a joke America has yet to get.
Splish Splash, I was makin’ a dash
Runnin full out to the right Hey bub, just relaxin’ at the club Thinkin’ everything’s sown up tight
Well, I stepped out the club, felt the heat at the door,
I wrapped a smile around me
And I hoped that I would score, and then
Splish, Splash! I broke out in a rash
Well how was I to know there was a party going on
They was a-wishin’ and a-slashin’,
Reelin’ and apealin’, moving and a-groovin,
Walkin’ and a-trollin’, yeah!
Bing bang, I saw the whole gang
Hurlin on my living room rug, bleah! Bip bop, they was doing the flip flop
All the goons had been plantin a bug
There was Michelle –my-Belle with-Rootie Newtie Too
Good Golly, McCain’s Folly was-a even there, too!
A-well-a, Splish Splash, I forgot about the dash
I went and put my prancin shoes on, yeah…
I was a reellin’ and apealin’, trollin’ for the stolin’,
Schmoozin and a choosin, splishin’ and a splashin, yeah!
Yes, I was a-splishin’ and a splashin’
I was a-rollin’ and a-trollin’
Yeah, I was a-schmoozin and a-choosin…woo!
We was a-stealin’ with great feelin’…ha!
We was a-trollin’ for the-stolin’
Schmoozin through the choosin
Tags: contortions, distortions, flip flop, Mitt Romney, say anything