Humor

Desperately Seeking Sixty-Nine

Desperately Seeking Sixty-Nine

Don’t have time to sit and read in silence. How about a lunch time listening to an audio book? Look no futher. The year is 1969. Though there is war and unrest in the world, on August 15th, on a farm in upstate New York, a little concert will go down in history as the […]

You’re A Mean One!

You’re A Mean One!

www.democraticunderground.com   You’re a mean one, Mr. Drumpf You surely are a heel, You’re as wholesome as a canker; you’re as candid as a chiseler, Mr. Drumpf, You’re a spoiling, putrid orange with a rotting, greasy peel! You’re a monster, Mr. Drumpf, Your heart’s an empty hole, Your brain is full of pestilence; you have […]

How To Lie Like a Professional Online Travel Writer

How To Lie Like a Professional Online Travel Writer

“There’s an alternative life waiting and it comes with a beach but you need to have the guts to take that first step because, as everyone is aware, via those inspirational quotes – that first step on the journey to a new life is always the hardest.” Telling lies to get a job I don’t […]

By December 19, 2015 0 Comments Read More →
What To Do When You’re Blue

What To Do When You’re Blue

Here are some of the things I do when I’m feeling down: (1) Jump up and down and scream into a pillow (the pillow part is Very important) (2) Draw mustaches and horns on the faces of politicians (sometimes it’s hard to get them to hold still) (3) Call your local tobacconist and ask if […]

Just Crazy Talk! Is Alive!

Just Crazy Talk! Is Alive!

Yes, you heard me right, live as in me live on video! So what is all of this crazy talk stuff Dan? Well, it’s just like it says, just a bunch of crazy talk. You may have read some of my attempts at being funny on Expats Post, and I’ve enjoyed all of the fun I’ve […]

By September 16, 2015 0 Comments Read More →
Allergies Suck, and the Intergalactic Wood Chip Antenna Array

Allergies Suck, and the Intergalactic Wood Chip Antenna Array

  I had just had it! Sneezing, itchy eyes, and feeling worn out. The yearly sinus infection was making my head feel like it wanted to explode! I had to figure this thing out, I needed to know what was causing my allergic reaction every spring. So there I was face down on the examination […]

My Book isn’t selling. Here, Let Me Shit on Yours

My Book isn’t selling. Here, Let Me Shit on Yours

Indie ‘maverick’ writers setting the rules. The easiest way to stifle creativity –  just follow the rules. In actual fact, the title of this article should be, “You’re promoting your book using social media? What the hell? Let’s have no more of that nonsense, plus you’re doing it all wrong” followed by a strongly worded […]

Twenty-Five Things About Me

Twenty-Five Things About Me

• I used to be 5’2” but I’ve lost an inch (and don’t know where it went) • There is No truth to the rumor about my affair with George Clooney (if you ask him, he’ll say the same) • I’m ineligible to ride a Unicorn (if they ever find one) • I’ve been to […]

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